Top 5 Toronto skaters:
1.Jeff Folgman
2.Jacob Williams 2009
3.Kyle Sodoski
4.Noah Tynes
5.Aidan Johnston 2009 (maybe/hopefully)
Top 5 next people to throw on a diss track:
1.The looseball crew that tried to fuck up that security guard and then put it on youtube
2.Virgil for being a bitch niggey. kidding. Virgil for bunting going to Russia like 10 times.
3.Donovan Jones for tinking he has fresh kits.
4.Devin for taking so long to drop his vid
5.Bass for tinkin hes bare woah
Top 5 Cephas quotes:
I can't drop my own fav quotes. this reminds me i need to call out niggeys who put themselves in their favorite quotes on facebook
"hey bob, you look like a dog" -me LOL (trifeness)
instead of beaming quotes i'll explain a few.
1.Tinks he's way means thinks he is badass
2.Tinks he's whoa means the same thing
3.Tinks he's manwhoa - same thing
4.Tinks he's manway - same thing.
5.The "man" just makes it more intense styll and whoa is a little more intense then way.
1.Releasing parts = farting (shit particles)
2.Releasing brown = dump
3.Releasing white = busting
4.Releasing yellow = piss
5.Yadino = you already know what it is
That's enough for now styll.
Top 5 songs on your iPod:
1.Hellz Wind Staff - Wu Tang
2.Flemo to Parma - D Brown, Chops, Tony, X
3.King of the Swinger - Jungle Book
4.Pass the Bone - GZA ft. RZA
5.Fingerbang - South Park boy band
Top reasons why people should look out for HUH2:
1.Couple Duncan farts
2.Classic Six footage
3.Straight looseness
4.Next level Blinger footage
5.Jokes Noah T bails
Top 5 Mancini moments:
1.When he thought Noah was making fun of his cousin cause he called a toy whale cini's cousin. He called the toy your cousin cause he thinks your voice is similar to a whales. Not because your cousin is apparantly bigger then most.
2.When he stayed over at my place and i pretended to fall asleep cause he wouldnt stop talking then after talking to me without a response for at least 10 minutes, calls himself out for talking to himself then continues for another 5 minutes.
3.When he coped a kickflip over the dundas square 6 sidewalk.
4.In that clip of the day when he screams at my french high school gym teacher to "speak fuckin english guy!"
5.When he handled a bj from fishmouths g in college park hahahahah
6?When i called him out for having rocket nollie flips then he tried to proove me wrong and almost sacked on the rocket.
Top 5 Canadian skaters:
1.Paul Trep
2.Spencer Hamilton
3.Kobe Bryant
4.Grant Patterson
5.Ryan Allan
Top 5 kits in Toronto:
1.My niggey Jacob Williams is coming through with the goods
2.Aidan Johnston when he ain't rockin gay ass v necks
3.Duncan McNaughton
4.Ben Davis (not) sucka
5.My logo kits that all my friends hate
Top 5 trifest illegal tricks:
1.Nollie tailslide fs and bs
2.Any 360 shuv that isn't regular either fs or bs. Even reg 360 shuvs are getting trife
3.Jimmy Carlin flip tricks ex: forward flip, double hardflip, double kickflip, double nollie heel etc.
4.99.9% of the insanly wack ledge combinations that people are all over after fully flared. Too many to list but tricks like 5-0 to fs nose and shit...5050 pressure flip out...like wtf. and wack shit like bs smith to noseslide...shit is pure ugly. Keep it fresh with a fuckin crooks or something damn.
5.Nollie fs and bs smith
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